The Haunted Acre

idk just true

More like the moment the Monster catches the PC, the clothes are off and the Monster is having their fun.

It is at first, when you start grab all the basic things fast spam the crow so you don't miss click on him later, buy the single peach for the first day quota use the other one on the floor, run to the left or right and go all the way to the two dead ends, there is money on the floor they look like rolled up scrolls but its posters and a rubber duck, now you have 515 in total if you count both dead ends on both sides, go home fill the generator sell the peaches that will be done already, then it will be night, plant both boobs you'll find because they only grow at night and you might need it day 2, now buy the greenhouse because if it rains day 2 you're fked buy 3 lights if you don't like how dark it gets, you can hang them in 3 spots in the farm on next to the door on the right if you're in lookin at the front door, one next to the greenhouse and one near the left road, that is the best start I could do and I do it every single day 1.

After that buy 2 of those male and female sprays always have 2, and wait the night cause at that point it will be almost over you can't plant anything in time, keep the generator on at night at all times just keep checking an filling it, fuel its cheap it doesn't matter at all you don't need to save it, keep the curtains always close and lights always on, when you hear the howl that indicates you have like 5 second max to get inside and close the door, keep you're ears open to the sound of footsteps, you can clearly hear when malo reachs the windows, then turn the lights off wait until you hear her leaving wait like 2 seconds and turn the lights on wait a little bit because she has to run far enough and despawn it happened to me a few times where I left too quickly and she was still going away, she will come back and fk you, literally

Now this is what I do after this day 1 and night one, check the weather on your door, if its cloudy malo will show up ALL DAY not just during the night you have a few minutes of peace before the clouds show up but when sunlight is gone she will show up like she does at night but the generator is not required it still counts as day and it work normally without generator during the day, again light on curtains close if you hear a howl run inside, if you have to deliver quota wait for her to show up before getting it there, if you hear the howl and you're not on your farm its over, you can't outrun her just embrace it at that point.

Do day 2 quota and start stocking up, plant whatever tf you want ALWAYS inside the greenhouse some plants won't survive in the rain, plant whatever and when its ready take if off the ground and drop wherever you want just don't run into a pile cause they will explode lol the physics is fked they will be sent flying and you might not be able to get them back, I like keeping them near the greenhouse behind the doll, just keep 2 or 4 of each but mind you money don't get too short like keep above 150 always after day 3, always plant night plants keep 4 of each night plant, cause planting at night and having to deliver that very night sucks malo might take too long to show up and you can't be safe to deliver and she might get you, she kind has a cooldown she wont show up twice in row just delivery at night or cloudy days after she just left or if you're about lose anyway

After day 4 you'll have a lot of plants already done and waiting just fill quota don't sell the excess always keep 4 of each except peach they grow fast and its easy to plant any time you need dickus max and plumbsy or whatever their names are, they are the most annoying to plant so always have them done, now its over its too easy after that setup is done, just stock up on cash until you have enough to buy all parts and I suggest to buy them all at once because you might buy a 300 part for example and the next day you need 4 of the yellow dicks and 2 plumbsy lol they + the spray if you're running low on cash can be impossible to get, if you follow the stock up and get the greenhouse as soon as possible rule its too easy, just play safe don't leave the farm if malo haven't just showed up keep the generator full and curtains close and gg by day 5 you might have everything you need just leave and you're done

After you get used to this you can stop getting the floor cash for extra difficulty and increasing the difficulty in the main menu, the happy face near new game is the difficulty, once you do a few runs this way you'll understand why I say its too easy and keeping shit on the floor shouldn't be a thing but not being able to store them in any way would be punishing if the dev don't increase how long a full day lasts since growing and selling night plants on the same night can be impossible malo might take forever to show up locking you in your farm cause leaving is too risky or she might show up multiple times making you lose crops, because the plumbsy needs a lot of water and the spray, if you spray and she howls you can't water and by the time she shows up and leave the plant will be dead and you'll have to restart the process, until they grow if she shows up again you cant deliver in time because nights are too short and night plants are annoying, very unbalanced game for now